Even the undead need chest day. The Zombie “Where Is My Bench?” Tee from The Dirty Gym is the perfect mix of horror and humor — because even after the apocalypse, you still don’t skip bench.

Featuring a zombified lifter stumbling through the gym in search of his favorite lift, this limited-edition Halloween shirt brings the laughs and the gains. Made from premium soft-blend cotton with an athletic fit, it’s comfortable enough for training, lounging, or haunting your local gym after dark.

Limited Halloween release — once it’s gone, it’s dead for good

Brains? No thanks. Just the bench.

Details:

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!